April 17th, 2038

There have been startling reports that posts made in the past several years criticizing the administration or social media companies have been edited to instead praise them. No records of these edits have been found, though some have attempted to post screenshots.

When confronted, social media companies denied all such allegations, insisting that these posts have always been this supportive. Any screenshots of past posts have been swiftly deleted on the basis of spreading misinformation.

Even our larger articles and reports haven’t been safe, which leaves us in a frightening position. We will continually check to ensure that there have been no tampering with our posts and will inform you if we suspect foul play.